Sunday 19 April 2009

"by grinding on the crotch of some cheese-dicked punter"


Things I Realised Today:

1) I really like editing and writing other people's dating profiles.
2) Homemade Garlic Mushrooms are really tasty.
3) If my author friend isn't tastlessly misogynistic, he's doing a very
good job of pretending to be.

Conclusion:

I should be a personal councellor who cooks at home a lot, and that
I need to stop spending so much time searching Friction for good but
personality-deforming quotes and ideas to use in my essay.

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