I should not be allowed near clothes.
Things That Scare Me Vol. 2:
1) Anything to do with Zombies that isn't Shaun of the Dead.
2) Ollie's bizarre luck, where other people get injured instead of her,
coming true and me dying in an unexpected and
possibly ironic way in Manchester.
3) Pigeons and Seagulls. I don't trust them not to poo on my head.
4) The Gentlemen from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5) Dying before I ever have a poem written about me.
1) Anything to do with Zombies that isn't Shaun of the Dead.
2) Ollie's bizarre luck, where other people get injured instead of her,
coming true and me dying in an unexpected and
possibly ironic way in Manchester.
3) Pigeons and Seagulls. I don't trust them not to poo on my head.
4) The Gentlemen from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5) Dying before I ever have a poem written about me.
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