this is not just M&S food...

I'm glad Feminism came along and made it ok for women not to be glorified housemaids. If it wasn't for the Suffragettes/gists I'd be screwed, because I am a terrible cook. I made cupcakes earlier and once I'd peeled the paper cases off, they tasted rather like thick sponge. Badly iced thick sponge. Gary Rhodes, marry me now and take me away from this cooking fail.

I left a note for my housemates on the offchance one of them needed food poisoning as an excuse to apply for an Extenuiating Circumstances form. Bizarrely, Roxanne said they were nice but, as she herself said, "I like chewy cakes". Strange.